Well, except for the excitable pink blobs bounding around and cooing over carrots. Predesignated squares show you where structures can be built to contain slimes or to farm resources, but it's all so barren and nothingy. You start off with a house on a small plot of land. You play as Beatrix LeBeau, a rancher deposited a thousand light years from Earth who will gradually build up her ranch and expand her access to the alien world around her. Slime Rancher is Monomi Park's first-person farming sandboxy sim.
But Slime Rancher is so cute I also want to tell everyone about it! Here's Wot I Think. Maybe I'll pretend I've lost my voice at class this evening. I absolutely pinky swear this to be true!' The last few days I have spent 30 hours corralling adorable bouncing blobs and selling their poop on the stock market or funnelling it into science. Usually I can be like, 'This is a credible grown-up profession. When I go to my exercise class in the evening sometimes the matter of what I do for a living comes up in pre-class chat.
